Flight attendant (and Art in General Programs Manager) Sofía Hernández Chong Cuy, looking swank in a smoky-blue, vintage stewardess uniform and heels, ushered seven paying art patrons/passengers and the media crew out of the van. Coffee percolated over a campfire. A few passengers exchanged New-York-gallery air kisses. Darla, who cooks professionally for cowboys, whipped up an elaborate brunch buffet on her outdoor stove. As the chilly morning turned to chilly afternoon, Red kept the coffee flowing, and weary travelers feasted on thick, buttery French toast.
Sofia, Red and Darla kept playing the roles of airport personnel without really acting like they were acting.
I concocted my own premise, hoping an active role would help counteract my unceremonious intrusion: My traveling partner and I were reps from the Regional Nevada Hospitality Committee. Which meant we’d share our somewhat-cold cans of Tecate in exchange for the privilege of continuing to tag along.
Another gate-crasher, University of Utah art history professor Monty Paret, had a better story: he and his wife, who are New Yorkers at heart, and their two young children had been trapped in a three-year layover in Salt Lake City, so they’d diverted their itinerary and come to Montello.
“They’re playing with discursive space,” he surmised. Exactly.
“That’s artspeak for, ‘It exists in your f…ing mind,’” said my traveling companion, Elaine Parks, an artist who was schooled in Los Angeles and de-schooled in the tiny Nevada town where she now lives.
Monty’s academic terms and Elaine's anti-academic terms were both dead-on. International Airport Montello (Its acronym spells, “I am,” clearly no coincidence.) is complex and theoretical enough to hold its own in the international art world, accessible enough to make sense in a Nevada town with a neighborhood of single-wides, a neighborhood of double-wides, a few century-old houses, a two-block long commercial strip, and 67 residents.
The day-long layover is a little like a play with no script. It’s a meditation on unfulfilled expectations that unfolds kind of like a more fun, less lonely Waiting For Godot. Loosely organized activities take place in actual or made-up locations. Characters are real or fictional, costumed or not, whichever they like. Ongoing sub-plots continue on IAM’s website, such as that of the airport shoe shiner, who wasn’t there that day but accepts shoes by mail order. It’s a game for whoever wants to play, an in-joke for whoever comes in.
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After brunch, the group headed back to town. Airport Manager Ron Abbott, an affable hypnotherapist and minister (for real) in a bomber jacket, led a tour down Montello’s wooden sidewalk. Abbott’s confidence was emphasized by a hairstyle so neat and stiff it would not be compromised by the relentless wind for the rest of the day.
A black Volkswagen Golf pulled up. An antenna made of a vegetable steamer and a fishing net poked through the sunroof. The driver, Bay Area artist Kristin Lucas, called out bingo numbers over a megaphone. She distributed her hand-printed bingo cards to anyone wanting to join the game.
The group convened on the “runway,” a few miles away, to enjoy some afternoon coffee and shoot passport photos of every New Yorker, Montellan, gate-crasher, dog, or child who showed up. The sole layover support crew member, Brooklyn artist Jason Dean, distributed safety-orange flags and instructed everyone to stand along the runway in the hope of flagging down a plane, which never arrived. Friendly Montello ambassadors Henry and Sarah manned the portable, occasional business, Juan’s Coffee Shop, a folding table with snacks, warm beverages and gust-proof streamers anchored by large rocks.
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Evening approached. Passengers, art-directors, uniformed participants, taggers-on and neighbors who’d shown up in pickup trucks all drove back to the Cowboy Bar for a festive, pot-luck dinner, compete with a gray-frosted, airplane-shaped cake and pie-judging contest. One Montellan observed, “The bar hasn’t seen this much activity since Fourth of July.” A young cowboy made a spectacular entrance on horse, ducking to fit through the front door.
Under Hajoe and Franzy’s meticulously organized but light-handed cruise direction, the evening proceeded just like an artists’ reception (I exchanged numbers with new acquaintances from Boston or San Francisco) and just like any busy night in a remote Nevada bar (hearty mustaches, home-made chili, talk of moving to Montello to escape big towns).
Afterward, the out-of-towners would continue to the motel next door, then to Las Vegas, by actual airplane, and back home to New York to process this experiment in art and cultural exchange.
Elaine and I drove back home that night, musing on what a delightful series of surprises the day had been.
At least one passenger, a woman from Pittsburgh, agreed. “I missed Paris in the ’90s and New York in the ’20s,” she’d said earlier in the day. “I’m glad I made it to this.”
*(Editor's note: This article was originally published on NVToday in September 2006, only to be erased from cyberspace a few weeks later in one of those small digital tragedies of the sort that afflict each of us from time to time. In the course of reloading it for the archives we republished it for those who may have missed it before.)